Chapter 1: Reputed to be a god, there must be a strong power of something

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Chapter 1: Reputed to be a god, there must be a strong power of something           

My name is Arun, or you can simply call me Roon, an average high school student at a private school that you can see anywhere. On that day, my friends and I played a well-known soul-sucking game named Civ X. In the meantime, I accidentally got involved in a secret negotiat... Uh, not. Retake it. 

 

TL. The author trying to play a Conan joke.

 

      While I was sleeping happily, a stupid God popped up out of nowhere. He told me that I had been chosen as one of the God representatives who had the right to participate in the game "War of God". It sounds cool at some point, but it will sound much better if...

 

      The selection method of participants of the game is not a stupid random name selected application on God's computer. This silly is showing me how to use it.

 

      "I hear it. Who is stupid? I am the genius God that will appear once in many million years. How many gods can create such a wonderful planet with many such types of power and countless species waiting for you guys to discover."

 

      The murmuring of God buzzed into my ear, which I was not interested in.

 

      "By the way, Lord. You said that you would inform the rules. One chapter has already passed, but you still haven't explained it at all. I'm dying to listen to it right now."

 

      Yes, Mr. God. Hurry to explain and send me to be a great god(representative) for worshipers to play. If I had to choose, I would definitely choose the beautiful race like the Elf. Think about it; beautiful elves are serving and worshipping you. After all, that is a man's supreme happiness. If any of these people argue about this...

Ahhhhh, my beautiful Elf.

      

      "Halt your lust, and let's hear my explanation first."

 

      After hearing his word, I quickly wiped the saliva from my mouth and put my own little bit of lust into the drawer of my mind. Then dragged my body to sit on the floor. Similarly, as an elementary schoolboy, listening to the teacher lecturing in front of the class.

 

      "I'm ready, teacher."

 

      "Very good brat! Let's get over it."

 

      "Yesss"

 

      We play and joke around in a fun way. I wondered if the person in front of me is really God, but at that point was already complaining a lot, so I just stop and listen to what he wants to explain.

 

      "First of all, you need to understand that your duty that will be assigned by me is taking care of one race. Try to make that race prosper to the maximum. Make it superior to other races. Any method is fine. Whether by force, culture domination, enslavement, or money, or something else. I don't mind."

 

      Oh, this kind of thing, it's like the CIV game I was playing. If that's the case, I believe in my playing skills.

 

      "How about it? Make it short like this is easy to understand, right? Is there anything you want to ask?"

 

      "Yes, teacher, I have a question."

 

      I raised my hand, asking for permission to speak as I did in the classroom. So, to do this, it's great fun too He Hehe.

 

      "Oh, come on."

 

      Suddenly, God created a stick and pointed it at my face just as the teacher did.

 

      "How long do I need to "take care" them?"

 

      I asked this question because the game that I usually play has a fixed turn to determine the winner if no one achieved the winning conditions.

 

      "It will go on until the tribe that God has chosen rules the world." 

 

      F*cking long!!! That's an almost unlimited turn. If it like this, you will be a god until you sit in your butt sweats for sure.

 

      "Well, let's continue on the second point. As I said earlier, the race in charge must be superior to any other race. This time, I'm going to talk about the fate of the lost Gods."

 

      Huh~ the loser will lose something, too? Or is it... something important in life and then being kicked out of the game like some novel. Hey, I don't want something like that. This game is serious.

 

      "Reading too many novels, be careful of being anxiety disorders. Listen to me first."

 

      When God can read my mind Hearing what I was thinking, he helped bring back my scattered consciousness. 

 

      "It's simple. The loser will become a subordinate of the winner. That's it."

 

      "That's truly simple, but how is it going to lose? Even though I understand some, can you give me an example?"

 

      "Damn it, you are not smart at all. In general, it is like the kingdom in charge is either seized entirely or dominated by culture. The super system that I created will make the defeated race citizen understand that the God they have always worshipped is just a subordinate of the God of the other race they fought. For example, the race that the God of war ruled lost to the God of thunder. The people immediately understood that the God of War was actually just the thunder god's henchman. The way Ares is a lackey of Zeus, like that."

 

      Your example makes Greek mythology sound like dog sh*t. Wait, don't tell me, actually, Ares lost to the lustful old man like Zeus. So, everyone understands Ares is Zeus's younger brother, equivalent to a lackey who can only follow Zeus's order.

 

      "Ah, the things will be similar, but the logic of Gods in that dimension is not that complicated. I will deal with it so, don't worry. Explaining it now will make things more difficult. You will understand it yourself after playing it."

 

      "Okey, then you can continue with the next topic."

 

      "So, the next topic is your power. Speaking of God, you must have your own power, isn't it?"

 

      When God finished speaking. He raised his hand like a person moving his fingers to zoom in on the tablet. At the same time, a hologram screen like in a sci-fi movie appeared beforehand, and he flickered to send a clear blue screen in front of me. 

 

      "Hey, it looks like something in the iron-m*n movie. Why would it look so advanced?"

 

      I exclaimed in shock while looking at the powers in the list. Which ranges from just the release of the fire to the creation of a black hole. Well, folks. I will choose the most cheating power to be the most powerful God until the other gods have only the choice to run away.

 

      "Heh, that because I make it so that people will easily understand. It will change to something that suitable for your era. Like the previous person I just met, it seems to be from what era of the knight. Therefore, I arranged a paper scroll. As for the guy before that is from the future, I give him a far more advanced screen than any in the Hollywood movie... Blah Blah Blah."

 

      I was interested in the power of the gods, so I did not care about what he said at all. Suddenly I am stumbling because of one single word of him.

 

      "Huh, someone from another era?" 

 

      "Do you think I can only get people from your era? Huh, I'm not a common god. In addition, games like this are fun when there are many different types of players, isn't it?"

 

      God spoke with a cunning smile to the point that villainous characters in dramas were embarrassed.

 

      "Right, right"

 

      I answered carelessly without thinking much about it. People from the future? Thinking about it, these bastards are going to cheat us for sure. For a short while, they would bring flying cars with a satellite that can launch a beam of light to attack my cities. That's su*k.

 

      "Huh, don't need to panic, just wait and see. You will know that they are not cheating that much."

 

      God looked at me without stop laughing. Well, my current face is like I am shocked like the world is about to break. 

 

      "Is it? But according to many online novels plot, all of them are so OP."

 

      Yes, thinking about web novels I read. Every people from the future are so OP. They can create many advanced things, and most of them are geniuses. How can a back-row student like me compare with them?

 

      "Sigh~, I told you before, don't read too many novels. See? You are now an anxiety disorder."

 

      God shook his head back and forth to feel discouraged. Well, what can I do? Just dragged me into this fantasy, not to think about the web novel, and what should I think about?

 

      "Okay, can you choose the power?"

 

      God asked me to pause this nonsense conversation a moment. And then I smile. I can now choose the best power. What power? I pressed on the screen just a moment ago, and it seems like I could select more than one power. When I keep clicking on it, it looks like I can keep choosing.

 

      This is nice!!!

 

      I managed to drag it all over the page without thinking at all.

 

      "Hey, you selected all power!! You are very greedy."

 

      God said with a shocked face when he saw selecting all of it. 

Well, people always want to be superior to others by nature. The things like having more cheat power than the others are the dream of those lazy people.

 

      "I think I understand that you want to be like cheat MC in those trash Isekai novels, but first of all..."

 

      God spoke while snapping fingers one time and the screen in front of me expanded. Revealing numbers behind each type of power and a number at the bottom-right edge of the screen, perhaps the sum of all selected powers."

 

      "This is ..."

 

      I said in shock when I saw all the numbers. Especially at the right bottom of the screen, the amount is around in the millionth digits.

 

      "As what you think, to choose a power, first of all, you need to have enough divine points to choose them."

 

      While speaking, he stretched out both of his hands. On the left side, there is a stupid tin can. On another side, six oddly shaped dice were rolling on his hand.

 

      "You let me choose my power first before telling things like this. Don't tell me that..."

 

      I gasped and gave him a dirty look. Yes, if it's like what I'm thinking...

 

      "You are correct. It's like when you see a dude is excited to be an OP God, and his dream is smashed down because he doesn't have enough divine point. I honestly say that it is very satisfying. "

 

      ** Haha**

 

      You psychopaths, Sadisttttt. This is like rubbing me on the back and then smack me on the head*. Showing hope before you and stomp it out. It's going to be too evil, Sir God.

 

 

TL. It's twisted from a Thai idiom. "Rubbing someone on the back after smacked them on the head." - which similar to "A kiss after a kick."

 

 

 

      "This is bad because you choose all in the list like this. All joke that was prepared puffed up damn it, sigh~. "

 

      God spoke while making a sad face. Whichever I look at, I know exactly it is a fake. Damn it, this God didn't expect to have any severe expression with him, do you?

 

      "Then let me explain how to get the divine points for the power of God, catch it..."

 

      After finishing the sentence, he threw me a dice. He spoke with the most famous sentence of the legendary delivery service. But wasn't it thrown too quickly? This is almost missed. If it had rolled and stopped under the bed, I would haven't gone under the bed to find it for sure.

 

      "This dice is ... a ten-sided dice?"

 

      I fanned this weird-looking dice, and I noticed that it has ten sides. Starting from 0 to 9, this is not weird if you have played some board games or computer games.

 

      "Yep, a ten-sided dice. The rule is simple; including one in your hand, there will be 6 in total. You just put them in this can and shake it. When the scores come out, multiply them together, and the result multiplication is your divine points."

 

      Putting dices in the can and shake it. Wait a moment, this kind of play... is it okay?

 

      "When shaking, don't forget to shout "Big" and "Small" as well. It will give you more feeling. I confirm."

 

      What I thought was really right. It is Sic bo. Will it be good? Like this, it shows signs of gambling. 

 

      "Why do you care so much about trivial things? Come and take it. Don't waste your time and start."

 

      He poured the rest five dice into the tin can. Shaking it back and forth until it makes sounds of dice hitting the can side in the same manner as a dealer in the casino before throwing that can to me in the end. I catch it well without making a mistake and pour the last dice in my hand into it.

 

      "Oh, I forgot to mention, the Zero has a value of ten."

 

      "That is a generic rule, isn't it?"

      

      "I just say in case that you don't know. Previously, I forgot to tell before the start, and that person got zeros he almost shocked to fainted."

 

      It's not strange. Some people who have never played or used dice like this may not know the rules like this. But I've played a lot of games, and I've seen something like this. I mean, in the game, press a random number on the computer.

 

      When I finished packing the dice, I put one hand on the lid of the can and upside down the can. After that, I began to pray in my heart, thinking about all the sacred things in the entire world, even though I will be a God myself. But this is life and death; whether to be a subordinate god or a master god, it is decided from here. Therefore, if there is anything to use, you must use them to your fullest.

 

      "Then, say "Big" and "Small". Saying it might increase your luck. Trust me."

 

      "Is it true?" 

 

      "Do you not believe what this God said? I might curse you for getting bad luck if you don't. Say it, "Big" and "Small"."

 

TL. In Thailand, playing Sic bo, people will shout "Big" and "Small" back and forth during shaking for entertainment.

 

      

 

      "Okay, I believe you... Big, Small, Big, Small..."

 

      I don't know. Why did my mouth move up and say something crazy? I'm embarrassed.

 

      "Hahaha, you really say it. Hey, Policeofficer, someone opened a casino illegally, come and caught them quickly. Here is a video clip of evidence."

 

      God laughed and trembled as he picked up his smartphone and took a clip of me shaking the dices. Now I am so embarrassed to blush like a tomato. 

 

      "Please stop it, my God. Please stop teasing me; otherwise, I'm going to cry now."

 

      Right now, my mind is almost crying out of the blood.

 

      "Ah, fine, I will stop, but when will you stop shaking it? You are shaking dices not making a Cocoa Shack."

 

      Like Mr God said. Since I started shaking it, I already shook the can in my hand countless times. Well, shaking a lot might increase your luck.

 

      "Enough already. If your fortune is splendid, it will come out in a good way. "

 

      "Okey~ I understand."

 

      I finished speaking and put the can on the ground, wait until I heard it stop. And after that, I lay down on the floor and slowly poked the can out. 

 

      "Too slow. Open now, don't waste time. Too much picky, this daddy will manage to open it for you. "

 

      Immediately, he follows what he said. He walks towards me and kicks off the can away, and I can't find it. Do you think this is a penalty kick? This is too hard.

      And then, after the dice-covered cans were kicked into the horizon. It reveals the numbers.

 

 

      The drawn numbers were 1. 

 

      Repeat one more time. It is 1. 

 

 

      Too bad, this one is too bad. It means this dice is worthless. It's okay; there is still a chance to win one hundred thousand points. It's still at an acceptable rate. The galaxy level power is already gone, but I still can get Sun level power.

 

TL. For anyone that confuse, 6 dices max of each dice is 10, and he got 1 for the first, so if the rest 5 got 10, he would get a hundred thousand points.

 

      

      The following two numbers are 1 and 1.

 

 

      "Oh, you got two more 1. It's worthless. Your fortune is really sucked. This time the maximum you can get is one thousand."

 

      You don't need to remind me about that, damn God. The God with explosive power in the Sun level has decreased to the level of controlling the food growing speed. Never mind, I can be the God of food like Demeter.

 

 

      The following two numbers are 1 and 1.

 

 

      This is too shitty. This time, the rest I can be might be the God of Weeds.

      I'm despondent right now. Sigh~

      Never mind, maybe the God of Weeds can do something. When we human beings are unlucky, we won't be unfortunate in the worst way. Perhaps.

 

      Ommmm~

 

      Buddha, Dharma, Indra

      God, Ghost, or Satan, or whatever.  

      Please don't. Don't be 1. If it not 1, I willing to run naked and dance around the temple as a votive offering.

 

      "Offering something like this, I am one person who would like to say bye. Looking at you, striping the cloth, and running around, that's an eyesore. If it is a nice-looking girl who offers that, I will accept it, though."

 

      Forget his words and go with my following number. Come onnnnnnn!

 

 

The last number is.

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      .

      .

      .

      .

      1

 

      Damn it.

      

      This is the same way as how the lottery works. Redundant lose. Then, my God-power will have only one point. Planting weeds still impossible. Why my luck is this bad.

 

      **Sob Sob**

 

      "Wahaha. Oh, cannot stop laughing. I have never seen a single person get all 1 from rolling six dice like this in my entire life. Really asking, what do you make merit with? "

 

      Revered God is now making fun of me without hiding his feeling. He's lying, wriggling, bending, laughing, rolling around the floor while holding on to a stiff tummy while satisfyingly smashing the floor. As for me? I'm crying. What on earth? How could my lock be this bad? 

      Usually, my luck has never been so damn bad like this before.

 

      "Okay, so I will summarize your points now. Haha, Hahaha, your point is. Ouch, I cannot stop laughing."

 

      "Just enough, I will be crying in blood."

 

      "Your score is 1. Congratulations!!!"

 

      

      **Boohoo! **

 

 

      At this point, my knees fell to the ground. It was like there was a sign that was written deservedly or fortunate fortune. Cheering me all over. I would call it more aggravating. 

 

      "Oh, don't be sad. At least there is a power that uses only one point. Here it is. "

 

 

      After that, the Lord slapped the three-dimensional board towards me. It showed me one power.

 

Light-emitting power

Divine point usage: 1

 

Description: It can make you shine with a magical aura. It's a great complementary option for boosting your charisma.

 

    It's worthless, stuff like this. In a nutshell, you want me to be a god that can only emitting light. Just like that? Damn it.

 

      "Come on, don't be sad. About your God power, once you fulfil specific missions or conditions, it will improve itself. "

 

      "So, it can develop into something greater than this? So, if it is developed, what will it be? Can I shoot a light sword, or create a light shield, or..."

 

      "Nah~ After development, instead of limiting only to yourself, you can make the sky shine. How is it? It looks more magical than before. Have you never seen a movie named Lord of the Rings? Every main character has a light to guide them.

 

      "That's worthless. If it like this, won't those Gods with OP powers send me a blackhole or Tsunami be the end of me?

 

Previously, when I chose the powers, I saw many OP powers like Storm, Tsunami creation, meteor, and other destructive powers. If I meet those bustards, I would be dead meat for sure.

 

      "Come on, don't panic. I haven't told you about the rules for using power yet. Let's finish listening first, and if you want to shock, you can do it later."

 

      "Rules for using power."

 

      "Yes, the rules of using the power of Gods. Like you complained earlier, if they can easily use meteor or similar stuff to crunch those bad luck people like you, that would be too advantageous. Then the game that I spent time creating would be a big mess. So, there are a couple of rules."

 

      "How is it? Seeing like this, you can still rest assured that they still haven't happily attacked your village. "

 

Hooray!! You are a perfect God.

 

      "Alright, let's just finish with the power. Better come into the matter of the race. " 

 

Here it is, a beautiful elf. Wait for a minute; this sparkling God is going to visit you. 

 

      "First of all, each race will have its advantages and disadvantages. Such as, elves are good at magic. Dwarfs are good at creating. Lizardmen are good at moving in forests or swamps. Hmmm, saying in the game tyle that you and your friends were playing. Elves receive a buff on magic technology development speed. Dwarves receive production and construction speed buff. Lizardmen receive movement speed buff in the terrain with forest or swamp."

 

Hmm, I am beginning to understand what he has said. In conclusion, it is a race bonus similar to CIV which each civilization has its own selling point. No matter what, elves, elves, elves, elves, elves...

 

      "On the other hand, when there are advantages, there must be disadvantages. Like productivity, the Elves are not good at it unless they can invent magic technology to enhance their productivity. As for Dwarf, they are not good at magic at all."

 

    **humu humu**

There are buffs and debuffs. Anyway, elves, elves, elves...

 

      "Sometimes, I feel like wasting my time explaining things to you. Hey, is your head only got the word Elf?"

 

      "In fact, there are subtleties such as population growth rate, life expectancy, and et cetera. But these things, I think it's better to learn by yourself in the future, so let's move on to the next topic."

 

Hmm, population growth speed, right? I understand. The larger the population, the more utilization of space or speeding up processes. Those with a large population can use it to compensate for their inferior fields.

 

      "Come to the last point. To choose a race, all you need is divine points...."

 

      "That damn points again?????"

 

This point is coming back to haunt me again. It's back again. With one point that has been used, one left is definitely zero. Let me guess the only choice left, probably be the Gods of Ameba at most. 

Sadness

Goodbye, my beautiful Elf.

 

      "That's a bit exaggerate."

 

      "How? Zero-point like this. What can I choose?"

 

      "That's right, what can you choose?"

 

God made a brooding face while rubbing his chin as if he were thinking hard.

 

      "Ah, yes, let's go with this."

 

He seems to get a good idea. He clenched one hand and pounded it against the other palm. 

 

      "You can just take the race that uses the least points."

 

      "Ameba, right?"

 

      "Absurd!! I told you that there are only races that possess intelligence. You should use your head to think a bit."

 

      "That's right. What is it then?"

 

      "Human!!!"

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Racist!!!! This is racist for sure. What is wrong with being a human? Human beings are powerful. Although it looks nothing special, it can rule the world in most novels, and why is it using the least amount of points?

 

      "Stay cool, folk. The reason I made humans require the least points because human values were in the middle level. Nothing is outstanding at all... actually, there is one."

 

      "What is it? Negotiation? Trading?"

 

      "Nope... It's baby-making."

 

      "What?"

 

Listening to this, I'm shocked. 

The human requires the lowest divine point to choose.

The human has nothing outstanding.

The human being that is the same race as me.

Have the only advantages in producing baby...

 

      "Well, when compared to each race, humans have the highest birth rate among all races."

 

That's actually true, apart from insects or fish or anything like this. Humans can quickly pop like a bunch of mushrooms. Hmm, acceptable.

 

      "Alright, then you will be in charge of the human race." 

 

      "Yes, no problem."

 

      "Then...."

 

God walked up to me with a warm and friendly smiling face like a male model. But for me. Look at it; it's clearly a devilish smile. There's definitely something strange at this point. I slowly started to reverse myself and prepare to run away, but that is too slow; God appeared before me and extended his feet to me.

 

      "Go and do the duties that I have assigned well. The God of light who shines."

 

Finished speaking, he kicked me immediately. Simultaneously, the white background on the back suddenly disappeared and turned into a gigantic pit. With the tremendous kick of God, I fell very quickly. 

 

      "I will not forget about it. This damn God."

 

PS. The God that Arun will be is a degraded version of God that sends him to that planet.

 

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